Thursday, July 25, 2013

Tour de France Stage 21 2013






Tonight's final stage
reports I peruse
including the Guardian
and Cycling News 
Featuring beaux Parisian views 
And a final sprint which Cav did lose
Marcel Kittel took the stage
A studly sprint after scenic parade
Chris Froome in Yellow
Celebrates on the Champs
Consolidating Sky's victory dance
Le Tour one oh oh is now part of history
How the riders survived it
is still quite a mystery

Saturday, July 20, 2013

Tour de France Stage 20 2013


Tour de France Stage 20 2013


This Saturday in Annecy
The weather is sunny
Also dispositions
jockeying for podium position
in the final minutes of the final stage
(Jens Voigt simply won't act his age)
Pierre Rolland craves the Polka Dots
Talansky wants to show what he's got
Quintano waiting in the wings
Alberto C--one of those things. . .
78 miles of Alpine climbs
The finish is uphill
These steep and final inclines
Are sure to give a thrill
Who will taste of victory
 and who a bitter pill?
On whom will Lady Luck confer
that extra bit of will?
Second to fifth place
are in dispute
Who will go to Paris
having earned winners' repute?
Five brutal climbs put all to the test
But Truth won't be told 'til the final minutes
Movistar are motivated
Both for Quintana and the team
Tinkoff-Saxo disagrees
they'd like to spoil that dream
Jens Voigt all natures' laws defying
Pulls away--he's flying
Up the heights of Mont Revard
Zoot Alors! He's riding hard!
TeJay and Gilbert take a try
Voigt is still the leading guy
by more than 3 minutes half-way up
Mont Revard
It's hard to believe he has come so far
With brains and brawn belying his age
he could actually win this stage
He takes points at the top
Why the heck not?
Chis Froome looks strong 
As he powers along
Contador loses ground
Rodriguez looks for third
Quintana two
Andrew Talansky 
Sacre blu!
The crowd is a zoo!
Froome and Quintana
battle it out
Nairo knows what he's about
Taking KOM as well as the stage
A veterans' run at a rookies age
He wins the White jersey and podiums two
Rodriguez takes three
We're proud of you!
All the top ten have earned their oats
The GC also fulfills our hopes
100th  edition of Le Tour
in hearts and minds will long endure!

Friday, July 19, 2013

Tour de France Stage 19 2013


Tour de France Stage 19 2013


Right out of the gate
is Hesjedal, Ryder
and also Izaguirre
'tho mighty peaks await them
which must engender fear
It's three AM in Cali
and I am on the case
my inner alarm clock
has adjusted to this race
All eyes are on the yellow 
Is Chris a tired fellow?
Five brutal climbs ahead
Does he wish he'd stayed in bed?
Rain ramps up the dread
Skies overhead are lead
The Col de Madeline
Humbling to all men
Looms like a giant 
stunning but malevolent
Bob Dole says he's never seen
a race so hard by increment
Ryder and Rolland take the peak
with mutual compliment 
Team Sky has unzipped their kit
Yumminess you must admit
30 KM of descent
Challenges with no relent
Sieberg faces abandonment
A flat for Rolland, Pierre
with chase group on his derrière
Ryder is left in his dust
Has his brave ride become a bust?
Rolland tops le Col de Tamie
He looks like a winner today
11 minutes on the peloton
Hesjedal remains long gone ;0(
Chasers are gaining on Pierre
It's tough to be a solitaire
Saxo-Tinkoff leads the main group
hoping to give Sky the boot
and help their chances of Best Team
as they climb the Col de l'Epine
Rolland gets closer to mountain king
Wonder what he must be thinking?
Storm clouds gather with thunder
Will rain decide the race,
I wonder?
The final climb Col de la Croix Fry
Is known for being grizzly
Navarro attacks 
Nieve as well
Costa is there
Rolland's in hell
The rain pours down 
A total bummer
Bad luck for these Lads of
Summer
Rui Costa rides alone
I'm chilled to the bone
watching them struggle home
Rodriguez attacks
Froome fights back
Costa wins the stage
Kloden two despite his age
Bakelants is third
Radio-Shacks' bright bird
All tour leaders finish as One
Stage 19 was too much fun!

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Tour de France Stage 18 2013



TeJay van Garderen with Moser
and Christophe Riblon
has merrily been rolling along
until his gears go out of whack
Leaving him open to attack
Riblon goes off  into a ditch
The Col de Serenne is a bitch
Moser regains his spot in the lead
TeJay is back on the road
contending with a heavy load
Contador attacks on the descent
a champion spoiler is a compliment
Working with Kreuziger his teammate
 rough roads and rain complicate
Sky must wait out this move by Tinkoff- Saxo
having  l'Alpe d'Huez times two to go
The Sky team holds pat
Taking the risk 
That Contador can't continue like this
The lead group of three
Re-forms with TeJay
Who's having a wonderful ride today
Sky muscles on 
At the end there will be a weighing of bikes
Disqualifying those that are too light 
Scrambling for Quintano is Movistar
Hoping he can go be the new star
No more Mr Nice Guy
TeJay looks a brute
He could win this stage
Wouldn't that be cute?
Riche Porte is on fire
Is Chris Froome tired  ?
Five miles straight up
TeJay tries his luck
Nairo follows Chris
Seeks podium bliss
Quintana hangs tough
Can Chris do enough?
Contador runs out of gas
The crowd shows its' ass
Literally, in fact
We've had quite enough of that!!!!
Richie Porte revivified 
 Froomes' Sherpa guide
TeJay holds his line in
mob madness 
Shows one and all he is a badass
Chris is in trouble
Porte feeds him like a bird
Quintana takes his chance to be heard
Riblon fights hard for the French
He passes TeJay-- a Gallic mench
100 years of history
A hungry French crowd goes crazy!!!
TJ comes two in a valiant ride
Did his mechanical turn the tide?
Chris and Rich try to limit their loses
Contador fate once again crosses
A dejected TeJay so near but so far
Chris hits the wall
But Richie took the hit
You want to see teamwork :
This is it
Chris increases his lead
Something he'll need
Riblon wins the ride
What joy for French pride

Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Tour de France Stage 17 2013--ITT







Le Tour golden boy Chris Froome
Eclipsed Alberto
Perhaps it was the bike change ?

Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Tour de France Stage 16 2013



A big, brawny breakaway
dominates the stage today
Although Sky team leads the pack
They're more than twelve minutes back
Not trying to the break attack
As it races to the town of Gap
In front group is Philippe G
Ridin for Team BMC
He wants to win
As World Champion
You know my heart goes out to him
The Col de Manse a cat 2 climb
begins the bells of pain to chime
for twenty plus escapees
like tired mouses chasing cheese
Contador wants to gain some time
Rui Costa leads the climb
A dizzying descent for the Portuge
at speeds above KM fifty
He wins the stage handily
A second race for the GC
Is fought with Froome and Albert C
Chris aided by stalwart Richie P
Ends the day quite happily
Before tomorrow's TT

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Tour de France Stage 15 2013





Today the climb of Mont Ventoux
makes veterans and neophytes
tremble in their boots collective
A brutish climb from base to tip
All tremble at the sight of it
A terrible objective
Of anguish non-selective
Inspiring extreme invective
of fear and loathing reflective
Mont Ventoux Provenc-ial Beast
Just tap away and grit your teeth
The first three hours of the race
have been run at a ripping pace
of thirty miles P H
Where peloton its' fate will face
on rocky crags which give no grace
Thirteen hard miles the will erase
for cowardice there is no place
Mont Ventoux--the cyclists' grail
Each one prays that he won't fail
A high profile breakaway
Would like to win this Bastille Day
Including Roy and Chavanel
A Gallic victory would be swell
Spoil the lad and spare the rod
In territoire of Marquis de Sade
MoviStar has lead the charge
Hopes Quintana will live large
21 KM of straight up pain
The victors will have earned their fame
On Green Pete S keeps his grip
With this sprint he may have clinched it
Anticipation makes me weak
Empathy from a non-athelete 
In a plot line straight from
Marquis de Sade
This is the Charge of the Light Brigade
Sky leads the pack
Will Contador attack?
Valverde is alive
Schleck has imploded
Bakelants survives
Quintana exploded with 7 miles to climb
He'd like to take 5 mins of time
Sky sneaks a meal in the final ten
There will be fines for them
Kennaugh cracks after giving his all
The harder they climb
The further they fall
Quintana moves like an Aztec eagle
Richie Porte plays a role regal
Protecting rule of king Froome 
Chris is free! He starts to zoom
Alberto cracked
Quint has yellow at his back!
It's Nairo and Chris amazingly
Dueling up the grade
This is the sort of moment
Where history is made
Chris dominates
Mont Ventoux
A textbook ride
Respect to you!!!
Sky's hand is shown
The penny dropped 
Chris Froome is 
the man on top!