Saturday, July 19, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 14



A ripping start to stage 14
Sagan takes the sprint clean
part of a break of seventeen
Astana leads bunch lean and mean
The long hard climb of the Lautaret
Is not the worst they'll do today
The Col d'Iozard beyond category 
is the peak which brings the glory
Also a hefty prize in euros
for the man who can endure-oh!
In the break De Marchi, Allesandro
showing lots of get-up-and-go
Best placed in the break is Geraint, T.
But he's no threat to the GC
I want to mention Nibali, V
who quipped quite humorously
the mother of the imbecile is always pregnant'
 (latter day dopers is whom he meant)
Who knew Vincenzo was so witty
this Yellow clad son of Sicily?
In Italian it sounds even better
"La madre degli imbecili/cretini/stronzi e sempre incinta"
Purito takes KOM points on Lautaret
Not contesting is De Marchi, A
Astana descends like a flock of blue birds
Hoping to swoop over Col d'Iozard
A peak elite for those who race hard
Whose Tour hopes will it retard?
Nibali's' team remains on guard
Net Ap strains for Konig, L
Another who is climbing well
Col d'Iozard of unrelenting grade
An Alp where riders' reps are made
27.7 miles of climbing hell
KOM points and cash go to Purito
Joquim Rodriguez--Chapeau!
Ditto descender Fuglsang , J
He 's lived to ride another day
A cheeky attack by R Bardet--
An anxious moment for TeJay
A lot of work remains today
Risoul awaits "Allez" "Allez"!!
An 8 mile climb until the top
Romain Bardet can not be stopped
De Marchi rides with urgency
Majka R continues to flee
A stage is a possibility
An outrageous ride for Tinkoff Sax
Nibali makes a huge attack!
He looks quite  calm and collected
Majka wins-- so unexpected!!!
Nibali's two extends his lead
The next three spots held by the French
For future Tours a consequence
A stage of super strong results
Frank Schleck should do some somersaults 
TeJay rode well once more
Podium Paris an open door  
For Majka a great victory
And a very good day for Nibali



Friday, July 18, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 13


Tour de France 2014 Stage 13

Garmin Sharp loses Acevedo
Their best climber has to go
Joining Vichot and Navarro
The toll of crashes and cold
Is starting to show
The pace is fast
Towards the Col de Paraquit
It's a hard fought ascent
De Marchi prevails
But J Fuglsang crashes
Foiled by a stray bottle
He 's Nibali's man
This could be trouble
De Marchi descends
Followed by Bakelants
They pass through Grenoble
With two men in the front
Astana 's Fuglsang took a hard bump
The sprint points are taken by
De Marchi
But all eyes are on Fuglsang
How is he really? 
Jakob is seen as essential to Nibali
He 's riding back slowly
Hanging out with Visconti
Before all now looms the final climb
Can they make it at all
Or will some be left behind?
Chamrousse a beast Alpine
At eighteen K an awful climb
FDJ works for Pinot, T
Marching onward A De Marchi
The pace of the race
Has been so high
The non-climbers might be excused 
For wanting to die
Astana is shredded
Richie Porte holds his place
Many fall victim to the stage's hot pace
TeJay is there
But this climb is a bear
Another half hour of uphill hell
Leopold Konig is riding well
Riche Porte starts to crack
With Nieve at his back
Valverde attacks
Nibali at his back
TeJay takes a try
He's a marked guy
Chris Horner helps Rui
A big move by Nibali
Together Bardet and TeJay
But moving well is Valverde
As is young Frenchman Bardet
But Nibali powers in the lead
His yellow jersey hopes to feed
He seems so calm
He seems so cool
This year's Tour he seems to rule
He zips up his jersey
Sits up straight
What a win to celebrate!

Thursday, July 17, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 12


Andrew Talansky had to quit
His battered body couldn't take it
He needs time to heal and rest
Hope he feels he passed his test
He showed bravery and nerve
For him it is a learning curve
Ditto darling Pete Sagan
vexed he was an also ran
to the ground his bike he threw
Oh, come on, Pete
that's not like you!
Although these lads are cream of crop
They've much to learn to  reach the top
Le Tour is a demanding mistress
Leaving strong men in distress
There is a break of five today
They've managed to remain away
No one too high in the GC
Nothing to fear for Nibali
Giant Shimano taps speedily
For John Degenkolb most probably
The stage route winds through Beaujolais
A cloudless sky brings heat today
De la Cruz in the break took full points 
on climbs one and two 
Sadly, he crashes and must leave the race
"Dommage, David " to you
In the final KMs of the stage
The break is down to two
Simon Clarke and Langeveld
Can their lead be held?
The Cote de Grammond
Simon Clarke shines in the sun
The pace is blistering, too
Cannondale is nowhere to be found 
Is our green team feeling blue?
Europcar leads the pack
But Giant is ready to rumble
John Degenkolb  is their guy
I hope he doesn't 't stumble
Five miles to go
The sprinters mass
Clark's adventure could not last
Kristoff takes it
Two Sagan
A sun struck fin in Saint-Ettiene
Rest well all you tired men



Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 11


Tour de France 2014 Stage 11

Andre Greipel takes the intermediate 
sprint
Marcel Kittel came two
Pete Sagan does not contest 
Going for the stage win is my guess
Andrew Talansky struggles at the rear
He's in a world of hurt I fear
He took too many heavy falls
It's just not his year
That is all
The hard part of the stage is ahead
Should poor Andy have stayed in bed?
Cannondale works hard for Pete
A win at Oyonnax would be sweet
The crucial climb is upon the bunch
The break surely feels the crunch
Nicolas Roche makes a gap
Der Panzerwagen brings him back
Nibali ready to attack
Sagan speeds down at 50 mp
Still ahead Gallopin, T
He takes the stage courageously 
A brilliant win for Lotto Bell
John Degenkolb takes two quite well
Sagan gets skunked 
A Slovakian slump
And Andy continues in hell
Fighting back from elimination
His pluck invites congratulation
The media is seduced by this
Podium presence is eclipsed 
If you get a lemon make lemonade
Andrew Talanskys'rep is made
A bombastic pit bull at the start
He's learning how to race with heart
Heart, teamwork, and well timed attacks
Mark the stage fin at Oyonnax

Monday, July 14, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 10

Tour de France 2014 Stage 10

Today is a gnarly day in the Vosges
A day of climbing with seven peaks
Everyone has to shoulder the load
Their GC position to keep
Tinkoff is a danger team
Working for Alberto's dream
Purito and Sagan join the break
KOM points they would like to take
The weather sucks
Il pleut à verse
It's cold as well
Could it be worse?
Phil says ' these are flood conditions '
Will wet upset GC positions?
Peter S solos on the descent
Going for the intermediate sprint 
Adding 20 points to his haul
For sprints Sagan lays down the law
Alberto falls and loses time 
Astana hurries towards the line
Kwaitkowski is a big fave
It looks like Alberto is done for the race
We didn't 't get to see him crash
But his Tour flame has turned to ash
He abandoned his team
Wishing them well
We are watching a moment of cycling hell
Tony Martin and Kwaitkowski
play a game of cat and mouse-ie
Putting Astana on the defense
This is a bummer--no arguments
Team tactics usually made by committee 
Are up in the air now
This isn't pretty
Tony Martin again at the front
Rodriguez persists his KOM bump
So now Le Tour is 52 card pick-up
Der Panzerwagon refuses to stop
Tony G. may retain yellow
But Lotto B is far from mellow
One thing we've learned today
That best laid plans can go astray
No amount of training or pluck
Can keep you astride when you 
run out of luck
Tommy V loses the KOM to Purito
But there's still a lot of race to go
Astana and Nibali take the climb
It's short but steep Tony bonked
Not a fun time
His sacrifice for his young mate
Shows us Tony is truly great
Rodriguez lunges ahead of K
He thinks he can take the stage today
La Planche des Belles Filles looms ahead
Nibali thinks he can put it to bed
Nibali takes off  
Chasing Purito 
He takes the win
Astanas' hero
Andrew Talansky loses ten minutes
All you can say is that he's still in it
TJ does well 
he ends up seventh
For him a rest day is 
looking like heaven
The loss of Berto
Scars the proceedings
Le Tour could use a psychic reading
Nibali now looks the straight out star
Again wearing yellow, he will go far
Congrats to Vincenzo and Astana
Hope you get your rest mañana !


Sunday, July 13, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 9


The end of stage 8
showed the GC
Has a lot of energy
Alberto and Nibali
Dueled for a while
As did Porte and Valverde
Talansky went down
TJ recouped
All in all
A mighty group
Today's stage has ranked climbs six
Perhaps wet weather in the mix
Peter Sagan is first out the gate!
For his first stage win
He just can't wait
Much for us to contemplate
Today could be one for the break
Lots of high energy guys at the head
Tony Martin and De Marchi, A
Lead several parts of the breakaway
Tony Martin stays in front 
Takes the intermediate sprint
The rain starts to fall 
Soaking one and all
A sweet Sunday outing this isn't 
50 KM to the finish in Mulhouse
It's Tony Martins' race to lose
Purito takes a point for the KOM
But Tony Martin takes that too
Leaping up Le Grand Ballon
OP Martin descends like a hawk
A Panzerwagen with wings--real talk!
T. Gallopin puts down the gas
Dreams of jeune make his go fast
Tony Martin flies at 50 km per hour
A man of legendary power
Today two Tonys create the wind
Martin TTs for the stage
Yellow for Tony Gallopin
15 KM to go to the end
Bastille Day! How great for a yellow clad Frenchman
Panzerwagen marches on with aplomb
Tony Martin -- you are the bomb !
He wins!  And Gallopin takes yellow
That's a pair of happy fellows
Cancellara takes two
Three Van Avermaet
I'm pretty thrilled by all of that!


Saturday, July 12, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 8


Tour de France 2014 Stage 8

After a week best described as a brute
Stage 8 starts out with a relaxed group
Saving their legs with a lazy pace
A moment of respite in a crazy race
The break has ten minutes
no one seems distressed 
It's the last 30 KMs where they must  impress
Astana is first in the peloton 
Where no one feels like speeding along
Getting the message is NBC
This stage hasn't made it to TV
Sean Kelly is brilliant at filling dead air
Informed gibberish delivered with flair
A cloud burst descends on the break
Another derrière ache to navigate
Kadri looks good on the steep climb
The bell of French hopes begins to chime
Chapeau to the French!!!
Finally a stage win
Their cup of joie is filled to the brim
Ag2r-La Mondiale
Toff your cap and take a bow!