Thursday, March 12, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 4

A two man break set Thomas De Gent
Attacking Sorensen for acting un-gent
The peloton may be out of sorts
'Cause of open-end tsouris from CIRC report
The pace picks up in last KMs forty
Aggression marks today's sortie
Lots of hills all the way 
On the slopes of the Croix de Chaubouret
Gilbert is in the mood to play
'Tho he won't win dots today
Talansky punctures at 18 out
He's still fighting--that's what he's
about
A mountaintop finish with no place to hide 
Geraint T steps up for Sky
TJ breaks out Bardet beside 
And Porte moves up with Kwaitkowski—a mighty ride! 
Richie powering the final KM
Geraint joins— two toiling gentleman 
Richie Porte wins, his mate close behind
Sky's fine day out puts both men on the line
Kwaitkowski comes three

I'm sure Etixx-Quick Step is happy!





Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 3

Paris-Nice 2015
Stage 3

Good Morning Paris-Nice
In the break is Philippp G
Also Florian Vashon
They prance before the Peloton 
Phil, brave man, is on a mission
No food for him, has he permission?
He's heading for polka dots
Tommy V joins an pace locks
Oh, Philippe--you bound ahead
A need for speed your daily bread!
I love my Retina Display 
As Philippe G steps up today 
The final climb falls to Phil
The break cooperates on hill
The group begins to motivate 
The margin shortens for the break
Philippe sits up at  18 K
He is finished for today
as Tommy and Vachon
They led the way with style and fashion
Bardet steps up with Bakelants
Tiralongo works, recants
Mathews takes a well earned win
Green Edge will be pleased with him


Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 2

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 2

A one man break
Gerard, Arnaud
Leads the race
On lonely road 
The road is long
The road is straight 
It must be hard 
To concentrate 
At 30 K
Cannondale awakes
At 18 K they cede their place
Brian Coquard punctures late
Europcar accepts its fate
Lars Boom and Thomas, G
Are in front with Martin T
The sprint is on 
Greipel gets it! 
Good work Lotto Jum
Teamwork distinguished a stage ho-hum


Monday, March 9, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage One

Paris Nice 2015
Stage One

With 50 km yet to achieve 
Who has something up their sleeve?
In the break brave Tommy V
And Delaplace, Anthony 
The skies seem a little grey
Ditto the mood--
CIRC report out today
The peloton has put on the breaks
All they need are tea and cakes
I don't mind the sleepy pace
A quick cuppa joe wouldn't be out of place
A big bunch sprint is the plan
So many chiefs
So few Indians
A slow, slow day through tomorrow through the Loire
Tom Boonen crashes 
Nice now a place too far
Tommy and Tony start to compete
It's possible they may complete
Unlikely, but the bunch has been asleep
Right now the lead is theirs' to keep
Lotto has Greipel under their wing
He's chafing to do his thing
Wiggins is trying to push the group
All the sprinters are in the soup
A brilliant ride by the two Tees
They're caught but certainly not with ease
Kristoff wins in a blaze
Bouhanni took two
Just one of those days 
Katusha didn't give much support
He won anyway--it's that kind of sport
We wait for the fate of Tom, Boon
Etixx-Quick-Step steeped in gloom 




Sunday, March 8, 2015

Prologue Paris--Nice 2015

Quite arbitrarily
Today the season starts for me
(As well as Aru, Matthews, and Talansky)
Stage One Paris -Nice
Is a TT
Watching Gilbert is still a thrill
Some things don't change 
And never will
Degenkolb does nicely
And Gerraint Thomas
Gilbert in good form
He keeps us honest
Talansky comes behind Porte
by seconds ten
And interesting measure between two men
Kwaitkowski eclipses Rohan D
Mr Dennis can not be happy
Also Martin, T
A stellar ride for Kwaitkowski!
Sir Brad takes his turn
But does not top ten earn
Ditto Garderen, T
Kwaitkowski wins
So close Dennis Rohan
T. Martin is three

Bradley also ran

Thursday, September 25, 2014

World ITT 2014

World ITT 2014
The World's ITT went to Wiggo
His post race face showed this was biggo
After couch-sulking at home through July
He's happy to be the winning guy
For British sport he's been such a booster
We'd be fine if he crowed like a rooster
Der Panzerwagen came in second
T. Martin's ride is still to be reckoned
He's been first three years in a row

But this years' laurels rest on Wiggo

Thursday, September 18, 2014

HOUR RECORD JENS VOIGT

A German Virgo
Forty three
He 's got this licked mathmatically
With heavy metal playlist booming
Jens Voigt plans an hours' zooming !
He claims this is his final circuit
Retirement-- Jensie works it!!
The Velodrome packed to the rafters 
He says goodby for ever after 
The Hour Record his to grab
His silver shoes are super bad
He's in the zone striving for control
Here we go!  Let's rock and roll! 
He must practice holding back
Which is not for Jens a natural act
Oh, Jens! Oh, Jens!  
it churlish to wonder
How you would ride this if you were younger ?
Your form is great 
Your fitness fab
But what about this feels a bit sad?
After seventeen seasons as cycling sage
It's tough to withdraw because of age
For one for whom suffering is a religion
It 's hard to retire on television
You know what? He's having fun
The crowd just loves to see him run!
At eight minutes to go
He puts on a show
A picture perfect ride is Jens'
I know he would like to do it again
The Hour Record holds his name
Jens quits at the top of his game!!!
Fresh as a daisy he takes his crown
Jens, we will miss having you around!