Sunday, April 12, 2015

Paris-Roubaix 2015

Pre-Race both Wiggo and Sagan
Sought to avoid the press
Sagan was caught by the pack
Bradly showed more finesse
Kristoff, by contrast,
Had a lot to say
About his recent victories 
And hopes for Paris-Roubaix
Degenkolb also has high hopes
He showed his strength at Milan-San Remo 
The pace of the race is high
Thanks to Etixx and Sky
A nine man break goes towards Le Foret--
Tailwinds also come into play
Peloton rides at 27 miles per
Out of the race is Stijn Devolder 
Section 19 Haveluy
Four stars it fills no one with glee
A battle ensues to lead into the trees
Peter Sagan is by no means at ease
Geraint Thomas struggles to the fore
The Forest opens its' dreaded door
The break intact enters first
The forest built by Napoleon the First
Peter S has worked his way up
Determined to drink from the winners’ cup
BMC mans up for Greg Van A
55 more miles to race today
A train stops the pack
The break makes it through 
Another odd moment in Paris-Rou
Geraint T crashes but regains his bike
Fighting for Wiggins with all his might
50 KM to go
Andre Griepel raises the stakes
Geraint pays in pain for his mistakes 
The race becomes a war of attrition 
With everyone scurrying for position
Etixx Quick Step is on the front
Pete Sagan continues to hump
John Degenkolb responds to speed
Wiggins and Kristoff energy bleed
Terpstra, Stybar, Vandenberg
Have not been mentioned 
But they've been heard
Ditto Boom
Fighting for room
But Etixx continues control
Riders choose the grass
Risking their ass
As this is how they roll
Mons-en-Pavele a five star nightmare 
Cross/head winds  cause some to take care
Now tactics start to be dispersed
Vandenbergh takes off--his move well rehearsed 
25 miles to go the canny Belge
Hopes he can ring winning bells 
But Wiggins puts pedal to the floor
A champion move--who could ask for more?
It does not work
The break refuses to crumble
It's enough to make you humble
Felled finally by an elite group
Their party took forever to poop
Winds so strong the flags fly straight
Lots of things to contemplate
The fast men bother one another
Ten miles to go, no one's your brother 
Wiggs and Pete Sagan hold back
In the chase for Van Avermaet 
John Degenkolb makes a move
It's his race right now to lose
Terpstra lurks for Etixx Quick
Sagan flats--he must feel sick!
Stybar and Boom take off
The rest of the group is feeling loss
Brad this time will not be Boss
It's all together at Velodome
But Degenkolb wins--a great achievement 
He had every reason for press corps appeasement!
Stybar two Van Avermaet third
But Degenkolb is true to his word





Sunday, April 5, 2015

Ronde van Vlaanderen

Ronde van Vlaanderen 2015



A seven man break
Plays well together
Peloton follows
In glorious weather
Without Fab or Tom
Anything could g'wan
Involving both pain and pleasure
Brad drops his fancy K8S
He's back on his old bike and ready to fight
Or maybe not?
He's on the new bike
In the front his team is not in sight
Pave is ahead
Punishing rough
Wiggs hopes his K8S is enough 
70 KM remain
It's still anybodies game
A blue car--a danger hue
Has taken out riders
Sargent broken and blue
The climbing begins
The quick men are hungry
They crowd to the fore
Could this get ugly?
First time the Patenberg!
Sagan, Thomas, Oss, Greipel, A
Takes the position to win today
Hoping to support Roelandts, J
Paolini endures, Kristoff ditto
Greipel is caught, but he's a hero
Devolder leads, there with Rowe
40 KM to go
Lutsenko in front
Van Avermaet humps
Thomas stays in the frame
Sagan hangs in
He needs a win
To justify his fame 
Terpstra and Kristoff still a pair
Giant and BMC make a move
Convincingly.
Terpstra and Kristoff
Van Ave and Sagan
They must work together 
If they can
Kristoff wins with poise and grace
A very satisfactory race!!!




Friday, March 27, 2015

E3 Harelbeke I-Ku

Fabian Cancellara 
Crashed hard on Friday
Broken bones end his Classics


Sunday, March 22, 2015

Milan-San Remo 2015 3/22/15

A determined break of 11 lads
Gets to Campo Ligure in weather bad
The high ranked teams head the peloton 
No one in the break
To help later on
Etixx, Katush and Tinkoff lurk
At the front of the pack
Ready to work
Trek says 'Ditto'
Cancellara needs room
as he's feeling fit--oh!
Sky is alert on the Capo Mele
A crash slows things down
Group still gains on breakaway 
Capo Berta exacts a price
Non-climbers melt like blocks of ice
Several riders down on the road
Sky took risks and carries the load
33 KM remain
Right now it's still an open game
‘Andiamo’ survivors!
Cipressa awaits 
Stybar attacks
Greg Van Avermaet is there
Caught in a crash is Demare
Sky pushes hard to dominate 
BMC strains to aggravate 
Sagan is fifth
Not forgotten
Are Kristoff's hopes misbegotten? 
Boss Hog rolling along quite easily
Descending Pozzato sows havoc breezily
Oss and Thomas lead to the Poggio
Astana comes to the front
Cav has made it over the hump! 
Thomas surges on the Poggio
Gilbert and Stybar make their moves
Sagan moves up  Van Avermaet 
holds firm
Gilbert and Stybar crash ditto Kwaitkowski
The Belge Van Avermaet still looking frisky 
Thomas in front, Paolini too
But Degenkolb takes it 
He was feeling good, nu?
Kristoff two
Michael Matthews three
A glorious finish to Milan-San Ree


Sunday, March 15, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 7





Bradly bows out
He has other plans
T, Martin beats Talansky
Who makes his stand
Eight seconds faster
He's still the master
Philippe Gilbert
Booty swaying
Looks good on the day
Just sayin' !!!
The Slovinian Simon Spilak
Bests Der Panzerwagen 
He's done well--he can start braggin 
15 seconds good to Martin
In Slovenia the party must be startin'
Rui Costa excells
Porte does well
He's in Yellow!
Tasmania--pull out the stops!
Richie is back
Showing no lack
Team Sky ends up on top!
The second win at Paris-Nice
Richie and Sky must sigh relief!



Saturday, March 14, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 6




This mountainous route
Must be cute
As 31 lads make the break
Kwaitkowski remains in yellow
A motivated leading fellow
Etixx and Sky remain vigilant 
And polka dots surely go to De Ghent
Coquard, Bouhanni, Haussler, Demare, A
Abandon  -- they'll live to race another day.
The rain begins --morale may be slipping
On the Cote de Coaraze  the break is still tripping
De Ghent for Lotto extends his lead 
He's king of the mountains in name and deed
The race exploded as Kwaitkowski and Martin T
Break out of the bunch with Philippe G
So now the three groups play their cards
The group breaks the move by driving hard
Kudos to Sky and Etixx Quick Step
Two power teams strong and adept
Two hours of racing yet to be ridden
Which brave man has plans well hidden?
K is taking a risky descent
Sky's under pressure to compliment 
35 KM remain 
A new break forms --Sky must up their game
And let's not forget the rain
Tony Gallopin survives and keeps on trucking 
Richie Porte crashes his chances are sucking
Thomas continues having crashed, too
A domino effect to make Sky blue
Porte and Kwaitkowski now race together
And there is also a break in the weather
Gallopin gallops his eyes on the prize
He's got wings today 
French apple of all eyes
Gallopin wins a resounding victoire
French favorite son he is sure to go far! 



Friday, March 13, 2015

Paris-Nice 2015 Stage 5



The stage is lumpy
Thomas De Gendt
Contests KOM
It could be bumpy
Andrew Talansky
In the break
Canon-Garmin allows him
To agitate
He lost some time in Stage Four
Now he searches an open door
Highest placed in the break A. Talan
 an engine constantly tooting
"I can"
The sprinters need to assert their will
As they scamper like goats over hill after hill
Cofidis moves to set the pace
Nacer Bouhanni needs to find some space
De Ghent harvests polka dots
Talansky continues to show what he's got
Which is a lot--lots of grit--
A winning stage? This won't be it
Cimolai takes it for Lampre
It was all in all a pretty good day
Coquard, then Matthews round out the top three
 De Ghent and Talansky both rode bravely
And now I’m off to the DMV