Friday, July 17, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 13




Although not quite each man for himself
Team cooperation has been put on the shelf
Giant really wants the stage for John Degenkolb
But have they the troops to finish the job?
TeJay Van Garderen is still sitting pretty
With his eyes on the prize at a certain French city
Greipel and Sagan dual for green
But the heat today is more than mean
Scorching hot with crosswinds for breeze
The last 45 miles have no moments of ease
Tinkoff and Giant chase down the break
A lumpy course adds to heartache
Sagan finally gets team respect
Has Contador folded?
We don’t know that yet
 Sagan is working hard for Tink
He might be Plan B, don’t you think?
It’s up and down all the way to the end
adding pressure for overheated men
Peraud goes down in a crosswind
A split in the peloton 
things get grim
Nibali punctures
He’s far back
Astana gathers to pace him on track
All eyes are on Pete Sagan
For the day, at least,
Tink-Saxo’s man
BMC enters the fray
Flexing muscles for TeJay
Le Cote de La Pomparie 
Comes with miles left twenty-three
Orica Green would like a shot
‘Tho Mathew’s back in form—or not?
The six man break struggles in the heat
So many men to be beat
The break is doomed
According to Jens
Lots of work for tired men
The finish is tricky
with corners tight
Patience is part of the final fight
The final climb!
1 KM to go
Greg Van Avermaet takes it!
Narrowly nosing out Pete
BMC cheers
The break ends in tears
And everyone runs from the heat
The GC stays pretty intact
Stage 13 done and dusted
That’s that about that!

Thursday, July 16, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 12


It’s hot!hot!hot! in the Pyrenees 
bringing tired riders to their knees
Miles and miles of climbing steep
Fighting gradient and heat
Taking the sprint Greipel, A
On his 33rd birthday!
And what about #2— van G, TeJay?
Rodriguez and Contador seek wins—Olé
Ditto Quintana wearing white
He won’t fade without a fight
The break is large but not a threat
Movistar hasn’t shown up yet
Climbing Col de Portet-d’Aspet
takes gallons of water to rehydrate
And, I guess, more time for natural breaks?
It’s hot!hot!hot! with a lot at stake
Col de la Core pain concentrates
Everyone poised for Froome to stumble
but soaring temps their hopes might humble
Born and raised in steamy Nairobi
He’ll be cooler than one from somewhere snowy
The final climb Plateau de Beille
a brute which will cause fear today
Rains come down and cools the course
But might make the descent much worse
Mother Nature will have her say
Right to the height of Plateau de Beille
Kwiatkowski regains his groove
Sep Vanmarcke proves that he can move
It’s hailing at the finish line
Hope the road dries up in time!
The climb begins Sky and Movistar surge
Rodriguez continues to try to emerge
Contador attacks as does Nibali
It’s a war of nerves and the weather is dribbily
Now Valverde! They’re pressuring Sky
There’s only so much they can do for their guy
Quintana goes G. Thomas is left
Valverde is awesome 
Rodriguez leads the rest
Froome attacks! 
Rodriquez wins!
Geraint Thomas shines in style and deed
The race opens up in the Pyrenees
Valverde excels 
TeJay still succeeds
Sky dominates and takes care of their man 
The rain was a blessing—Thank you, ma’am!


Wednesday, July 15, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 11


Warm temps and clear skies
beckon the group 
Nibali visits Cathedral at
Lourdes, while on the route
Light a flame for Vincenzo
He has  a deep wound
to his ego
Teammate J Fuglsang is now 
Astana’s go to fellow
Nibali a mere shadow of
the guy who once wore Yellow
Dan Martin climbs the Col d’Aspin
Unwilling to be an also ran
He’s stalking the break
 KOM in mind
Creating a chance to shine
Man on a Mission for Cannondale-G
In Tommy V he finds good company
He made a huge effort to bridge up to the break
Three minutes evaporate like a mountain breeze
He takes 10 points on Col d’Aspin with ease
Ahead the Tourmelet with 5,000 euros for the peak
A battle for the KOM
Everyone must eat
Roman Bardet has heat stroke
Vansummeran crashes out
Ditto Daniele Bennati
To the fallen a shout out!
Almost 7 minutes to the gap
I’d like to lie down and take a nap
But no rest for the wicked
It’s Le Tour 
Astana raises the pace 
A miracle at Lourdes?
(Could it be that???)
Ravel Majka leads the way
Tinkoff-Saxo’s hope today
6 KM to go Martin surges
But Majka crests the hill
And takes the stage
Nibali cracks again
Martin takes two!
A brilliant ride for him and Majka, too



Tuesday, July 14, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 10


Exceeding expectations Quintana and Froome
Nibali  and Contador fade
But as Le Tour heads to the mountains
New reputations are made
TJ Van G for BMC has learned from mistakes
Taklehaimanot African history makes
His polka dots may slip away
But he’s King of the Mountains on this Bastille Day
A nasty fall slows down Warren Barguil
Watching on route his whole family
He’s having a miracle recovery
Hope he’s fit to support Giant star John D
The green goes to Greipel out on the road
The big climb of today is now straight ahead
The sprinters fall out
Rui Costa too
Movistar leads, a vision in blue
Valverde attacks
Pressuring Sky
Robert Gesink still leads
Lotto’s surprise
Contador cracks!
Froome attacks
Followed by Quintana
Richie Porte follows
2 KM to go!
Chris dominates
Surprising Nairo!
He’s gaining time
with every stroke
What a victory for Sky’s white hope
Kenya’s son mounts La Pierre-Saint-Martin
Porte pips Quintano 
Gesink keeps chargin’
Contador loses time
As Sky wins one two
Quintana takes three
Gesink takes four
I call that victory
Rolland and Gallopin
are Frenchmen in top ten
Valverde comes fifth
Geraint Thomas six
All should be proud to be in that mix!


Sunday, July 12, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 9

The TTT is tense 
A moment of truth
Orica-GreenEDGE
in the starter booth
Decimated by crashes
their tour hopes in ashes
they are a brave band of six
Heart alone keeps them in the mix
Every rider is under a microscope
Some teams have legitimate hope
Other just trying to dodge disaster
A world broadcast meltdown
is not what they’re after
Astana loses two guys down to five
IAM Cycling keeps their hopes alive
Astana pushes hard
after Nibali’s bad day
Their battle plan in disarray
They did pretty well
I’d say “hooray”
A reading of Vincenzo’s mind
might spell relief they didn’t lose MORE time
It seems he went too hard too soon
Dropping teammate Lars Boom
Here comes Sky down the shoot
Movistar is looking cute
Peter Sagan’s Pops is on the scene
making sure Oleg isn’t too mean?
BMC is popping style
A mean machine mile after mile
TJ is coming into his own
as he powers his team home
It’s all about the last two KM
BMC looks like parts of a puzzle
They pull off the TTT with plenty of hustle
Congrats to TJ and BMC
Let’s reconvene on Tuesday


Saturday, July 11, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 8


Under Bretagne skies and soleil
Greipel takes the intermediate today
AG2R wins the stage 
Vuillermoz their man
A move too late for Martin, Dan
He takes two, Valverde three
The French team today tastes Victory!!!
The race first hand I did not see
Owing to a great visit from my Sis Mimi
Tomorrow’s TTT falls on Sunday
I will try to see
dès le début de la course
 jusqu'à ce que l' extrémité

Friday, July 10, 2015

2015 Tour de France Stage 7

2015 Tour de France Stage 7

Tony leaves the race in an ambulance
A victim of unhappy happenstance
His collarbone fracture is compound
We’ll miss having him around
Today is the last day for Cavendish
To win the sprint is his fond wish
A good lead out aims Etixx-Quick
Without Tony Martin a sticky wick
A sprint for green is Degenkolb;
Sagan, and then Greipel, A
So it’s sure to be an exciting day
I wouldn’t want to be in Markey’s shoes
Fickle fans are singing the blues
When you’re number one 
there is so much to lose
And then there’s that massive ego bruise
Th weather is lovely this Saturday
A crash free stage—I hope and pray
As we march on to the finish line
anticipation and worry combine
Sky looks strong 
Ditto BMC
Giant sneaks up
John D in their midst
FDJ appears
Demure is here
As is Etixx
Lotto is third
Cavendish takes it!!!
So haters—take that!!!
To the Manx Man I  remove my hat
Brittany is cycling ground zero
And Mark is still cycling’s hero
Mark says patience was the key to victory
and perhaps hanging at the hotel with his family
He says he felt relaxed at the start
Markey Mark— once again
you’ve won my heart!