Thursday, September 25, 2014

World ITT 2014

World ITT 2014
The World's ITT went to Wiggo
His post race face showed this was biggo
After couch-sulking at home through July
He's happy to be the winning guy
For British sport he's been such a booster
We'd be fine if he crowed like a rooster
Der Panzerwagen came in second
T. Martin's ride is still to be reckoned
He's been first three years in a row

But this years' laurels rest on Wiggo

Thursday, September 18, 2014

HOUR RECORD JENS VOIGT

A German Virgo
Forty three
He 's got this licked mathmatically
With heavy metal playlist booming
Jens Voigt plans an hours' zooming !
He claims this is his final circuit
Retirement-- Jensie works it!!
The Velodrome packed to the rafters 
He says goodby for ever after 
The Hour Record his to grab
His silver shoes are super bad
He's in the zone striving for control
Here we go!  Let's rock and roll! 
He must practice holding back
Which is not for Jens a natural act
Oh, Jens! Oh, Jens!  
it churlish to wonder
How you would ride this if you were younger ?
Your form is great 
Your fitness fab
But what about this feels a bit sad?
After seventeen seasons as cycling sage
It's tough to withdraw because of age
For one for whom suffering is a religion
It 's hard to retire on television
You know what? He's having fun
The crowd just loves to see him run!
At eight minutes to go
He puts on a show
A picture perfect ride is Jens'
I know he would like to do it again
The Hour Record holds his name
Jens quits at the top of his game!!!
Fresh as a daisy he takes his crown
Jens, we will miss having you around!


Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Vuelta a España 2014 Stage 5





Astoundingly 'Berto is calling the shots
Pushing Tinkoff to strut what they've got
Raising the pace in heat so torrid
Some in the bunch saying they're horrid
In the end Degenkolb was victorious
eclipsing Philippe who's effort was glorious
Bouhanni came two and Hofland third
But it's Tinkoff's noise most loudly heard
Alberto is making a great recovery
His miracle healing up for discovery
What he'll do next is everyone's riddle

He's riding as if he were fit as a fiddle!

Friday, August 22, 2014

USA Pro Challenge Stage 5



Rain and cold plague stage five
The escape is looking likely 
The helicopters cannot fly
So we are all un-sightly
Breckenridge awaits the break
Acevedo the stage will take 
But no, await the hands of fate
With whom Laurent Didier has a date
A 30 year old from Luxembourg 
A sterling win from what we've heard
Jens Voigt is worried about gaining weight
I'm sure his fans won't mind
If after 17 years as a pro
he leaves his form behind
A super man amongst the pack
We 're sad that he 's not coming back
Well read and highly reflective 
He wants his end date self selective
Auf Wiedersehen Herr Jens V
You've made cycling history
TeJay rode hard and took some time
As the pack implodes on the climb
Rain and cold take their toll
But Trek and Didier make their goal
Tejay looks chill as local lad
Yellow suits him not half bad 
For a record time trial eyes has he
He's poised for GC victory





Wednesday, August 20, 2014

USA Pro Challenge Stage 3


BMC leader Tejay Van G
Takes Pro Challenge Stage Three
After yesterdays' neutralization
this ride seemed like a summer vacation
Rafal Majka--the sprightly Pol
shows he's more than Tinkoff's troll
Tvetcov came three for Jelly Bell
Ben Hermans, a Belge, also did well
But the race belonged to Aspen's Tejay
At Monarch crowned King for a Day
We'll see more from him as the days roll 
Overall race win is his goal
Cannondale and Garmin Sharp 
Are headed for the altar
What a powerhouse they
A  Rock of Gibralter


Monday, July 28, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 21

Driving to Monterey
For Laura B's birthday
Took my eyes off the
Champs Élysée
Péraud took a tumble
Dang!! What a shame
So much can go wrong
In the racing game 
But ultimately Kittel
made it home free
As did Tour Champion
Nibali
The shark of Messina,
a Scorpio
Rode like a virtuoso
On the mountains
and on Pave
He really never had a bad day
Calm and serene
he inspired his team
through cloudbursts and crashes
and heat
I suspect if the top men had been there
He 'd still be hard to beat
Péraud and Pinot came deux et trois
And Bardet rode so well for what
almost was
Finally France had it's day in soliel
And the sun sets sweetly on the
Champs Élysée 

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Tour de France 2014 Stage 20



Tony Martin wins the TT
Coming fourth is Nibali
Peraud came second
Heroic I reckon
Sixth place belongs to Van Garderen, T
He'll move up a spot in the GC
And  ends his race happily
A study in serenity
Romain Bardet flats and loses a place
It will take a while 'till 
his smile is replaced

Thibault Pinot does a great job
His third place in Paris makes him gallic god
Special mention to König, L
He moves up two spots by TT-ing well