It's damp in Brugge
There have been crashes
A nine man break
Are making dashes
Taylor Phinney is there
For BMC
Is this his chance
To make history?
In this Ronde, apparently
The big teams will explode
eventually
That's Cannon, Trek, Sky,
and Omega P
They'll want to conserve their energy
Garmin loses Vansummeren
Victim of crash caused by a
woman!
Her condition is critical
Sad to say
Hope that she survives the day
60 KM have been done
The break has four minutes
Hope they're paying attention
The Oude Kwaremont may start
natural selection
17 climbs provide no protection
Lotto's Roelandts crashes
Injuries their hopes smashes
120 KM left
Sagan changes his wheel and vest
Omega and Trek put on the gas
Tom Boonen shows some sass
A big crash! Devolder is on his ass
He makes it to the Paddestratt
Popovych downed by a spectator
He will have to continue later
100 KM to go
How they manage I don’t know
Devolder chases for Trek
Will injuries hold him in check?
I made myself a nice pique-nique
But too excited to really eat
So much pressure on Fabian C
I'm vicariously feeling anxiety
The hellingen are just that
Leaving many riders flat
The Paterberg takes its toll
Six more hills yet to roll
Devolder crashes again
but still goes on
With a giant lump on his arm
Still in strength Omega P
Not so solo Fabian, C
Ditto Cannon's Sagan P.
I have to make a recording date
I'll finish the race
'Tho I might be late!
Cancellara wins!!!!!
Over two guys named Van
Avermaet made second
Then Vanmarcke
Spartacus had it from the start
He truly is the winning man
And that wraps it up from Flan!!!!

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