The siren call of Golden Cali
Brings stars down
our Highway 1 alley
Our gorgeous coast
Plays host
to all the big names
If the Giro nears zero
We have Amgen to blame
Pete took stage One
And made it look fun
Cav turfed out of his spot
He’d love to take 2
With the power he’s got!
But Sagan’s got him on the run
It’s a sprint finish but very lumpy
For pure climbers and sprinters
it could get bumpy
Alaphilippe is tipped for the tour
But Sagan is on form to close the door
Evan Huffman take’s two KOMs
The break is hardy
Four strong men
At fifty miles out they’ve got a good lead
But the jaws of the beast they’ll soon feed
The speed is intense
Many suffer in silence
This stage calls for energy conservation
Tinkoff takes off without reservation
Their goal to soften the riders behind
So they won’t have the legs when
they come to the line!
Walter Wippert came in two yesterday
Take a bow, laddie
He came to play
Speaking of W
Wiggy is here
supporting his team
it’s all skittles and beer
The climb of kilometers five
tells who will live and who will die
The sprinters unhitch
Life is a bitch
The break is still out
into the wind
Jens says they’re doomed
We believe him
Direct Energy is putting in muscle
Pete, I hear,
benefits from their hustle
Ben King endures
Defying gravity
Into the jaws of death
A cavity
Ben wins! The comeback kid!!
They said it couldn’t be done
And then it did!!
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