Tony Martin flies through the time trial
He'll be hard to beat
Even Mercury himself
Is not so fleet
Tony's time 36:29
He flew across the finish line
Mark Cavendish, on the other hand,
raised the ire of a fan
Who showered him with urine
"to take the piss out of him", I reckon
Or some other form of perverted fandom
Sadly, it does not sound random
Now Cav really has reason to fuss
As he returns to the tour bus
Who could blame him for being pissed
Le Tour one oh oh shouldn't be like this
So far to comment Mark's refused
I'm sure he must feel quite abused
Usually l'homme of the hour
target now of golden shower
Spectators, please,
limit your commentary
to civilized means
for this centenary !
Now awaiting the ride of Froome
I'm totally cozy in my room
Sagan does well
At Mont-Saint-Michel
The bwoy's just begun to bloom
Ditto Andrew Talansky
This young yank caught my fancy
in Cali Tour two years ago
He's got lots of skills on show
The winds may have changed
They have for Cav
Adoring fans now breaking bad
The fickle finger of fame beckons
his heroic status questioned
by some naysayers rude and loud
Bad behavior from the crowd
Officials have not censured him
some fans have their own opinion
Chris Froome zooms through check one
Hoping to win stage one one
Tony M sits in the hot seat
Will he win or know defeat?
Contador, Cadel, and Schleck fall behind
Can anyone beat Chris Froomes' time?
Flying like a bird of prey
Skys' bright boy does well today
padding his place in the GC
Tony Martin wins TT
For him the day ends happily
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