Friday, July 12, 2013

Tour de France Stage 13 2013






Crosswinds and Ingenuity 
Split the pack
Apparently 
Kittel in the latter group
Finds his smile begin to droop
OPQS spotted an opp
To keep their guy on top
They tacked smartly towards the wind
Using brains to help them win
A bold move echelons created
OPQS must not be underrated
Now their will is concentrated
On keeping Cav 
In the running
Argos-Shimano must be bumming
Phil puts it down to inattention
Also, necessity, I would mention 
I guess everyone is aware
Of which way the wind is blowing
But how to turn that to a plan
Is something well worth knowing
Will echelon two close the gap?
Valverde flats and struggles back
 Never regained the leading pack
Saxo-Tinkoff  grabs the slack
Alberto perks up and leads
Belkin shows surprising speed
Sagan and Cav remain in front
They are gonna have to thump
Saxo speeds in a muscular manner
Carrying Albertos' banner
Valverde's race is deflated
Froome's position complicated
Chris struggles in a box
Sky just can't pull up their socks
Crumbling under heavy tolls
Towards the finish  
Marky rolls
To road victory two-five
Our golden lad is still alive
Marky rebounds from diva rumbles 
For this win he's truly humble
Doubtless Peta read the riot act
In any case, we're glad Mark's back
Chris loses a minute nine
Much for Sky to bear in mind

Thursday, July 11, 2013

Tour de France Stage 12 2013



A fast first hour of Stage 12
Quick Step works like Santa's elves
A five man break of non-contenders
a romance language win
would be drought-ender
Not Italy, nor France, nor Spain
has won a stage
We feel their pain
In spirit of complete reporting:
German riders four wins sporting
Drying out from fan attack
Mark will want his innings back
Chris Froome proudly wearing Yellow
proves he is a winning fellow
Half the race is history
The end result a mystery
Sagan keeps his grip on Green
Every result remains to be seen
Kwaitkowski and Quintana vie for White
two talented youngsters with lots of fight
A tailwind helps the pace stay high
At 45 plus KM they fly
Their ETA ahead of schedule
The peloton reveals its' mettle
Cav takes points in sprint intermediate
Just in case he might be needing it
10 miles to go
I'm fading fast
A latish night
Takes me to task
A nasty crash
Kittel takes it by a hair
Giving Cav his derrière 
Yikes! Real life, not a 
rehearsal 
Are we watching fortunes' reversal? 

Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Tour de France Stage 11 2013

Time Trials



Tony Martin flies through the time trial
He'll be hard to beat
Even Mercury himself
Is not so fleet
Tony's time 36:29
He flew across the finish line
Mark Cavendish, on the other hand,
raised the ire of a fan
Who showered him with urine
"to take the piss out of him", I reckon
Or some other form of perverted fandom
Sadly, it does not sound random
Now Cav really has reason to fuss
As he returns to the tour bus
Who could blame him for being pissed
Le Tour one oh oh shouldn't be like this
So far to comment Mark's refused
I'm sure he must feel quite abused
Usually l'homme of the hour
 target now of golden shower
Spectators, please, 
limit your commentary
to civilized means 
for this centenary !
Now awaiting the ride of Froome
I'm totally cozy in my room
Sagan does well
At Mont-Saint-Michel
The bwoy's just begun to bloom
Ditto Andrew Talansky
This young yank caught my fancy
in Cali Tour two years ago
He's got lots of skills on show
The winds may have changed
They have for Cav
Adoring fans now breaking bad
The fickle finger of fame beckons
his heroic status questioned
by some naysayers rude and loud
Bad behavior from the crowd
Officials have not censured him
some fans have their own opinion
Chris Froome zooms through check one
Hoping to win stage one one
Tony M sits in the hot seat
Will he win or know defeat?
Contador, Cadel, and Schleck fall behind
Can anyone beat Chris Froomes' time?
Flying like a bird of prey
Skys' bright boy does well today
padding his place in the GC
Tony Martin wins TT
For him the day ends happily




Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Tour de France Stage 10 2013






In the rolling hills of 
Northwest France
Andre G performs his  prance
Takes the sprint  intermede
Making a great show of speed
Pete and Cav pick up points, too
Under kite flying skies of blue
The wind picks up at 60 K
Complicating things today
A race for the sprinters
The last 'til Paris
Lotto and Quick Step OP
Hold the front of the Peloton
Hoping their lads can get it on
Compared to stage 9
Today is a cakewalk 
But Westra causes a bit of talk 
Sensing weakness in the breakaway 
It seems he'd like to spoil the day
For several super hungry sprinters
As winds tear the bunch to splinters
The lightweight lads who climb like goats
May wish for heavy overcoats
Or Velcro to keep them on their bikes
As  crosswinds create a new fight
Sky must defend their man in yellow 
A nervous day for Team Sky fellows
Everyone wants a place at the front
As coastal winds begin to taunt
Andre and Kittel are tapping big gears
Trying to counter crosswind fears
Lotto fancies an ape with wings
Wearing the jersey which winning brings
At 23 K the group turns a gauche
Which teams' dreams will blow to toast?
Battered on the Emerald coast
Break earns the right to boast
A collective Don Quixote
Brave lads all
( and you can quote me)
Kittel  takes  it by a whisker 
Argos-Shimano's winning risker
He sprints to take a stage times two
With such results you can't argue
Cav takes three
and cheekily
stares down a reporter
Come now, bwoy
it's nice to win
but in losing well don't falter

Sunday, July 7, 2013

Tour de France Stage 9 2013


My alarm did not go off at three
I guess I can't be too angry
But when I pried open my eyes
What met them was a big surprise
Chris Froome completely isolated
Trying to catch up Team Sky
Unable to assist their guy
Two climbs gone three to go
Froome is in a chase group
One minute back
All assistance he does lack
Rolland, Ryder, Bardet, De Cieroq
Climb the Peyresourde--
a Cat One rock
Behind them are the heavy faves
Contador, Valverde, et al
Three minutes down is Team Sky
Giving Froome reason to cry
Sky's expectations are shattered
The odds makers are battered
This stage has the feel
of a free-for-all
With so many climbs 
 many ways to fall
Leave it to Phil Liggett
To restore a sense of calm
calling the landscape "boonies"
as they speed along!
Garmin had a plan today
To put Hesjedal in the breakaway
Riding with a cracked rib
I wonder if he's glad they did
Joining him in the lead group
is Bakelants, J
Does he have eyes to win today?
MovieStar has one goal in mind
Make sure Froome has a terrible time
Col de Val de Louron-Azet
The steepest Cat One to be climbed today
MovieStar still playing spoilers
Porte pushes on--a heavy toiler
Simon Clarke is at the head
Ryder has been put to bed
While munching on a morning meal
it's hard to know what the lads feel
One more climb holding a threat
I'd ask 'Are we having fun yet?'
La Hourquette d'Ancizan
will show who is an also ran
Porte is going in reverse
Sorry, Rich, it could be worse
From the comfort of my room
I commiserate with Porte and Froome
Heavy the head which wears the crown
With no domestique help around
Exhausted from effort stage eight
Sky's guys have much to contemplate
Valverde looks cool
Contador near by
Quintana attacks
Dan Martin as well
Froome must respond
This must be hell
Andy Scleck is near the front 
Waking up from three years' funk?
MovieStar has lost control
Their efforts took a heavy toll
Dan Martin flies 
with Fuglslang, J
 2 km to go today
Dan Martin wins
For Garmin Sharp
Both riders showed a lot of heart
Porte's day has been a bummer
And so goes these fast days of summer
A rest tomorrow begins le semaine
A blessed break for tired men

Saturday, July 6, 2013

Tour de France Stage 8 2013


Tour de France Stage 8 2013

Jerseys flapping
Pedals tapping
The Pyrenees are here
Above Category
Col de Pailhéres
Is something to fear
10 miles of incline 
Strong men dropped
Down the line
Daryl Impey honors
The jersey
Quintana shows no mercy 
Blowing all 
back to the bunch
Q-man a champ
Is a good hunch
Age 23 with MovieStar
It's a cinch he will go far
BMC is decimated 
Was TJ overrated?
Quintana  breezes over
The top
But it's Sky who must be stopped
Chris Froome makes a mighty blast
Brilliant!
Skys' guys
beat the task
Richie Porte
comes in two
Valverde a distant three
A fine ride for Daryl Impey
Cadel can't win his Tour times two
Many climbers looking blue
As Sky displays its' dominance
From Froome and Porte
An ace performance
Exceeding expectations high 
'Nuff respect must go to Sky!


Friday, July 5, 2013

Tour de France Stage 7 2013


Tour de France Stage 7 2013



A transitional stage 
Gives some hope to the sprinters
Soon leaves the peloton in splinters
First the abandon of Vande Velde, C.
He has suffered horribly
After still another crash
He's out
his last tour turns to ash
Cannondale in support of Pete Sagan
Fly at the front as fast as they can
They want the sprint intermediate
As well as the stage--a big get
Intimidating Cav and Andre
Is the order of the day
They make a mighty show of force
They'll have to keep it up 
Of course
20 points go to Pete
His teams' support a treat
With 40 miles left to ride
The big sprint guys are pushed aside
Frustration spoils Cav's game face
Unlikely he can win this race
Bakelants tries another break
Of winning he's now had a taste
The sprinters have called it a day
Cannondale has had their say
Brutish from the starting bell
They had a plan
They did it well
The pace of the race
Has been so high
Riders  like birds in the sky
Sagen wins,  honors his team
For Cannondale stage sept a dream!
But perhaps just as importantly
Happy 31st b- day to
Philippe G!!!  ♡♡♡ !!!